As a stupid woman I don´t know why I care for him
Me, I learned so much about all the sullen things
Went to all the schools and read most of the books,
Studied thoroughly,
But speaking about love I don´t know nothing

As a little girl I was told to wait for “him”
They said that love was precious, a nice, adorable thing
Instead of telling me how stupid I would feel,
They have taught me counting and history:

No 1 was a typical number one, sad but true,
I loved this childish clumsy little fool

No 2 spent most of the time reaching for my breast,
And after he was there he was through

No 3 was a juvenile revolutionary pimp,
But when it came to loving he turned out to be whimp

No 4 dumped me for an upper-class model
With long legs, short skirt and an even shorter poodle
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